- kid: dad whats a 69
- dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD
I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume
Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.